I finally got around to watching Princess Tutu after proper coercion. While I discovered, much to my dismay, there were no ninjas dueling with guitars the over all story of Princess Tutu was pretty FUCK YEAH!

To be fair Princess Tutu Starts off slow. I mean really slow. Slow like "The Hobbit" slow. It gets good though.

TO CUT TO THE CHASE it's about Ahiru, who is a duck, pretending to be a girl, who happens to be Princess Tutu who is a character in Drosselmyer's story trying to reaturn the prince's heart to him. It's shattered, as he used it to imprison The Raven.

There's a lot of ballet bullshit. That's to be expected though, it's a shoujo. You feel pretty gay watching it. Not gonna lie. I feel I lost alot of symbolism, as I don't get ballet. When it's imporant enough they explicitly explain the symbolism.

As I'm a huge fag to stupid philosophy I loved how this series explored determinism vs free will, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how they deal with existentialism. I quote Drosselmeyer, "OH NO! What if I'm just a character in someone else's story!? Bah, who cares."

Fuck yeah Drosselmeyer! He's a great troll.

On the old blog I mentioned the Gay Russian, a White Russian made with Strawberry mudshake instead of milk. Strawberry milk would probably work better for the gay russian.THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT THOUGH. THIS IS ABOUT SMIRNOFF POMEGRANATE MARTINI.

Smirnoff Pomegranate Martini is obviously made with Vodka, and not gin, therefore it's not a real martini. GAY STRIKE No. 1 GAINST IT!

FURTHER MORE it's only 15%. GAY STRIKE No. 2.

But then, you realise it's cheap, it's delicious, and a 26 will get you to a good state of being and it turns into a wonderful drink.

Pomegranates are a lot of work in fruit form. In smirnoff form they get you well buzzed on a decent price. It's best when used in a martini shaker though.

Pandora Hearts as not a good anime. I'm going to say it right away, because it's the same reason almost everything is a bad anime. The end sucked dick. It was one of those ends where absolutely nothing happened. It's like some fag walks down a street and the bad guy is like, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're a fag I'm going home."

That's really the only reason I don't like it. You could count all the homolust, but I sometimes wnjoy Hetalia and that's almost 100% homolust. It's homotalia for christ's sake.

SO LET ME SAY WHAT PANDORA HEARTS IS ABOUT. There's this guy called Oz. He and Gil are so gay Oz's father decides Oz should be sent to hell. AT LEAST I THINK THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. In hell Oz meets a bunny girl name Alice. Alice is a loli by day and A GODDAMN MONSTER at other times. The series tries time and time again to ship Alice X Oz, but he's proven time and time again to be inadequate. Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce.

Much like Pokemon, or Digimon people have monsters that thy can use to fight for them. Unlike Pokemon or Digimon, a gun works just as well as the monsters. Those silly monsters. the monsters are called chains, and all the main characters chains seem to have something to do with Alice in Wonderland. At least in name. That's it.

It really bothered me that the series would use names from Alice in Wonderland, but shared none of the story. OH WAIT. Oz gets tossed to the future. That's that's an analogue to falling down the rabit hole, right?

REGARDLESS, this shit can only be redeemed by another season with a proper ending. Fuck if I'm gonna read the manga.